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I was recently asked to write about my favorite band, BOAT. I will keep it short or at least try. Their sound is indeed unique and because of that I have coined the phrase sloppy pop to describe their sound. From here on out please credit me H. Fozzelberry with the invention/coinage of this new genre of pop music.

From what I understand, BOAT began as a basement dream of one D. Crane when he moved back to Seattle from a miserable stint in Chicago. Initially armed with good friends/cheap guitars/cheap microphones/a half broken Wurlitzer/a squeaky drumset/a few melodicas/pizza/burritos/fragile egos/and diet soda. It has since blossomed into a reality of good friends/a brother in law/better guitars/more cheap microphones/calzone and pizza/burritos/a half fixed Wurlitzer/a half broken theremin/a non squeaking drumset/still relatively fragile egos/a few cheap keyboards/and ridiculous amounts of diet soda and hand claps.

This dream began taking shape with the release of a handmade album and EP "Life is a Shipwreck," and "After All." After several trips to the Paper Zone and Kinkos the band found themselves selling out of their homemade hand crafted albums and EPs as they began playing shows from Vancouver to San Francisco. Be it a house show or a biker bar the band is known for never playing the same show twice and never leaving the stage without sweat soaked shirts.

BOAT's current lineup is the epitome of sloppy/poppy three piece rock. It features J. Goodman playing maniacal drum fills/tasteful tambourines/shakers and bells/and keyboards/all this while shouting backup vocals and la las/M. McKenzie playing McCarteney-esque bass and guitar as well as having the most silky smooth backup vocals in all of music/ and D. Crane playing guitars and keyboards and shouting and singing lyrics about lanterns, rainbow shoelaces, his hatred of Chicago, and ninjas. The touring lineup of BOAT features Ian Bone of Sacramento, CA as the utility man.

They have put together a 17 song collection of their finest recorded moments entitled "Songs That You Might Not Like." The album features newly recorded versions of songs from their first two homemade releases as well as several new unreleased songs.

Recorded in basements/living rooms and one very structurally questionable warehouse in Seattle, "Songs That You Might Not Like" has something for everyone. It has clapping/snapping/whistling/guitar solos/saxophone sounding accordians/bleeping keyboards/distorted piano/oohs/la la's/shouting/singing/even some broken theremin sounds. These songs are guaranteed to get stuck in your head and make you feel cooler than you really are.

H. Fozzelberry


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"(I'm A) Donkey for Your Love" [MP3]
"Last Cans of Paint" [MP3]


7" $5.00

MMR-046
Topps 7" EP
1. Topps
2. Four Beds for BOAT
3. Bee Buzz
4. The With Confidence Anthem (bonus digital download)

The purchase comes with a digital download of the single.

CD $10.00

Boat - Let's Drag Our Feet

MMR-040
Let's Drag Our Feet
1. Come with Me We'll Win
2. (I'm A) Donkey for Your Love
3. Period, Backslash, Colon
4. Illustrate the History -when i grow up-
5. The Whistle Test
6. Make Way for the Genius to Appear
7. The Ferocious Sounds of Lobsters and Snakes -mom,dad, me, and you-
8. I Really, Really Think You Should Rethink Your Life
9. Base the Money on the Children -kind new shrink-
10. 200 Days, 59 Ways
11. A Phone That Rings for Free
12. Let's Drag Our Feet!
13. Gold Veins -this one hotel-
14. Cats on the F.M.

CD $10.00

BOAT - Songs You Might Not Like

MMR-035
Songs That You Might Not Like
1.Greasedip Hairclip
2.Clogged Castle
3.Last Cans of Paint
4.Trained By Trains
5.Free the Birds In the Stall
6.Beast For Hire
7.Elephant Ears
8.March In the Streets!
9.The Bar Is Too Low To Fail
10.Holding All the Globes
11.I've Got Ninjas
12.Quickly and Quietly
13.Lanterns and Laughing Ladies
14.Noun Crown
15.Remember the Romans
16.Return of the Rainbow Shoelace
17.Songs That You Might Not Like

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